Rap Battle

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WHAT UP DOC
IT's COD DUDE
ABOUT TO BATTER BATLEFIELD
BACK TO 1942
TILL THE ENTIRE WORLD PLAYS ME
WHEN IT'S GAME TIME

THIS FROM A GAME
WHOSE BIGGEST SELLING POINT
IS FICH A.I?
YOU'RE THE LEAST INNOVATIVE
OF THE GAMING FRANCHISES
SAME GAME EVERY YEAR
WHAT, HAVE YOUR FANBOYS GOT ALZHEIMERS?
CUS THE WAY I SEE
EVERY GAME SINCE '04
COULDA BEEN DLC
DID I SAY '04?
I GO FURTHER BACK IN TIME
YOU'RE BASED OFF THE QUAKE ENGINE
FROM 1999
ON 1999
SHIIEET DAWWWG
THAT'S AS OLD AS THE SONG
WE STOLE THIS BEAT FROM

OH NO I'M LOSING THIS BATTLE, MAN
I'M FAILING, I'M THROUGH
WAIT, OH YEAH
I HAVE 70 MILLION MORE
PLAYERS THAN YOU
AND DID YOU HAVE A
SINGLE PLAYER CAMPAIGN
I CAN'T REMEMBER?
I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND
HOW PEOPLE THINK
YOU'RE A CONTENDER
I'VE GOT SOAP
PRICE
GHOST
DAMN, SUCH MEMORABLE MEN
AND YOU'VE GOT...HMM...UH..WAIT..OH
WHO WERE THEY AGAIN?

WHO CARES ABOUT PROTAGONISTS
AND A.I CHARACTERS
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MULTIPLAYER
REAL PEOPLE, REAL BATTLES
BITCH

YEH WELL NICE TRY WITH BAD COMPANY
BUT NO CIGAR

WELL I'D RATHER NO CIGAR
THAN NO DICE
AND WHILE TALKING ABOUT
MEMORABLE
WHAT WAS YOUR THEME TUNE?
MY THEME TUNE RULES

OH, YOU MEAN THE ONE YOU STOLE
FROM TERMINATOR 2?

YOU CAN TAKE YOUR PERKS FOOL
CIRCLE JERK TOO
I'LL AIM WITH SKILL
LNIFE UP IN YOUR GRILL
NEXT

YEH, WELL ON MY DEATH BED
MY GRENADE WILL DROP
LIKE SKRILLEX